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Twice the Lamp and Half the Calories!

Video games. TV Shows. Music. Costume P*rn. Food. (Gluten Free!)
Jul 27 '14

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

Jul 27 '14

Attention Southern California Roses!

OK, so Rose Party is gonna have to move. I am thinking either earlier in October or some time into November. Does anyone have a preference?

Jul 27 '14

thelindsayjones:

heartbleats:

who let this guy run a school

Hahahaha!

Jul 27 '14
But I had already told Kimmi and everyone that I am throwing a Halloween party :(

I did not know this! I can do it another day :) 

Jul 27 '14
tenfiends:

one day I’ll post polished pictures on here again
I miss burning hours on nocturne. I think the same thing I love in SOTC applies to nocturne— which is that I get the deep feeling of solitude that I often need.

tenfiends:

one day I’ll post polished pictures on here again

I miss burning hours on nocturne. I think the same thing I love in SOTC applies to nocturne— which is that I get the deep feeling of solitude that I often need.

Jul 27 '14
kkristoff:

shovel-girl:

What did you think would happen ?

see how the hammer slowly turns toward the woman at the end? i think what happened is these two were arguing and the hammer got so mad it slammed itself against the wall and the woman is shocked because hammer has never gotten this angry before and hammer’s just like don’t mess with me woman i will nail you

kkristoff:

shovel-girl:

What did you think would happen ?

see how the hammer slowly turns toward the woman at the end? i think what happened is these two were arguing and the hammer got so mad it slammed itself against the wall and the woman is shocked because hammer has never gotten this angry before and hammer’s just like don’t mess with me woman i will nail you

(Source: kentuckydarby)

Jul 27 '14

So I am really totally ready and wanting to do a Rose Halloween/BIRTHDAY BASHES at my house!

Let us pray that we get some cooler weather by then. SWEET MOTHER CRYSTAL PLEASE.

Jul 26 '14
fartgallery:


tha guy on the cliff he just finished highschool and what he did was he threw all his school papers and books over the cliff screaming “take that” personally i think that its really cool because in a way its like hes free. He went through four years of studying,exams,memorizing things that didn’t even matter but now he’s free now he can finally be free and i bet its the best feeling in the world

great, now all the birds and shit gonna be learning human knowledge. get ready for society to be conquered by animals. look outside and a deer is riding a bicycle down the road. stuck in line at the grocery store cause some rabbit is arguing with the clerk about a coupon. fish swims up the toilet while youre droppin a log, asks to borrow some salt. thanks a lot, guy on the cliff

fartgallery:

tha guy on the cliff he just finished highschool and what he did was he threw all his school papers and books over the cliff screaming “take that” personally i think that its really cool because in a way its like hes free. He went through four years of studying,exams,memorizing things that didn’t even matter but now he’s free now he can finally be free and i bet its the best feeling in the world

great, now all the birds and shit gonna be learning human knowledge. get ready for society to be conquered by animals. look outside and a deer is riding a bicycle down the road. stuck in line at the grocery store cause some rabbit is arguing with the clerk about a coupon. fish swims up the toilet while youre droppin a log, asks to borrow some salt. thanks a lot, guy on the cliff

(Source: spkd)

Jul 26 '14

(Source: deadsmondmiles)

Jul 26 '14

once i was so high that i heard a drum beat and for a good fifteen seconds i thought that the events of the movie jumanji were about to happen to me

(Source: donniedarkos)

Jul 26 '14
nowathi:

Hey guys, thanks for waiting after weeks of delay!
This is a giveaway for my Final Fantasy XIV Soul Crystal charms. Each charm is cut and laminated. There will be up to three winners. (Terribly sorry for the LQ photo)
Reblog + like for two entries. No giveaway blogs, please.
Optional bells!
Entry cut-off will be on August 4th, 23:59 PST 
Contacting winners through their ask boxes, so please keep it open for that time.
First place will receive five of their choosing; second, three; third, two. Please don’t feel restricted to choose different ones; if u want 3 BLM, u got it
Will ship internationally.

Good luck everyone! also please wish me luck on my atma grind

nowathi:

Hey guys, thanks for waiting after weeks of delay!

This is a giveaway for my Final Fantasy XIV Soul Crystal charms. Each charm is cut and laminated. There will be up to three winners. (Terribly sorry for the LQ photo)

  1. Reblog + like for two entries. No giveaway blogs, please.
  2. Optional bells!
  3. Entry cut-off will be on August 4th, 23:59 PST 
  4. Contacting winners through their ask boxes, so please keep it open for that time.
  5. First place will receive five of their choosing; second, three; third, two. Please don’t feel restricted to choose different ones; if u want 3 BLM, u got it
  6. Will ship internationally.

Good luck everyone! also please wish me luck on my atma grind

Jul 26 '14
Jul 26 '14

donotchoosesidesyet:

lets be real though

joel heyman is obsessed with gold and finances, and he never ages, and is ultrapossessive

he’s a dragon obvsly

Jul 25 '14
Jul 25 '14

“Where the fear has gone there will be nothing… only I will remain.”

(Source: sibylla-surana)