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Twice the Lamp and Half the Calories!

Video games. TV Shows. Music. Costume P*rn. Food. (Gluten Free!)
Sep 11 '14

Breaking News: Fire not immune to common cold

So as it turns out I caught a cold and despite wanting to Get Stuff Done, I am now unable to do much beyond lay about a la pomme de terre.

Which means I will probably be using my PS3 this weekend while trying not to share germs with family. I have been at In-Laws’ house since last weekend and we are gonna be staying here until this very hot weekend passes.

Sep 8 '14

Fire Updates

So I have been offline in most way possible for the last few days. This is mostly because I have been feeling compelled (and now capable) of Getting My Shit in Order(TM).

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Sep 6 '14
therealmcgee:

I don’t know why I waited so long to play this game.

therealmcgee:

I don’t know why I waited so long to play this game.

Sep 5 '14

nikolaecuza:

danosaurs-and-philions:

im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh

I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.

Sep 5 '14
buttsmut:

Geoff RAMsey, he’ll get ur goaT

buttsmut:

Geoff RAMsey, he’ll get ur goaT

Sep 5 '14

yungterra:

You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

Sep 5 '14

(Source: rinkara)

Sep 4 '14

thatruskieyakattack:

completed-nihilism:

Vantablack

British researchers have created the ‘new black’ of the science world - and it is being dubbed super black.

The material absorbs all but 0.035 per cent of light, a new world record, and is so dark the human eye struggles to discern its shape and dimension, giving the appearance of a black hole.

Named Vantablack, or super black, it also conducts heat seven and half times more effectively than copper, and is ten times stronger than steel.

It is created by Surrey NanoSystems using carbon nanotubes, which are 10,000 thinner than human hair and so miniscule that light cannot get in but can pass into the gaps in between.

Article

Sep 4 '14

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
Sep 3 '14
synnesai:

CT requested from the stream~ thanks for joining me if you did! [x]

synnesai:

CT requested from the stream~ thanks for joining me if you did! [x]

Sep 3 '14

chocolate-time-machine:

more bear owls

based on my favorite owls <3

Sep 3 '14
liberalisnotadirtyword:

micdotcom:

College tuition has risen by 553% since 1984. One GIF shows just how harsh that is
Follow micdotcom 

This is why anyone who went to college before the 1990s can shove their “Hey, I worked my way through school and graduated with no debt” talk…

liberalisnotadirtyword:

micdotcom:

College tuition has risen by 553% since 1984. One GIF shows just how harsh that is

Follow micdotcom 

This is why anyone who went to college before the 1990s can shove their “Hey, I worked my way through school and graduated with no debt” talk…

Sep 3 '14

musicalluna:

CLINTASHA AU - The woes of a superspy couple.

"You’re mad at me for forgetting your fake birthday?! But that wasn’t even in the file!"

oh my god, it’s almost like there’s a real movie.

(Source: loveholic198)

Sep 3 '14

twlboaj:

on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents

Sep 3 '14

(Source: aswechoke)