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So as it turns out I caught a cold and despite wanting to Get Stuff Done, I am now unable to do much beyond lay about a la pomme de terre.
Which means I will probably be using my PS3 this weekend while trying not to share germs with family. I have been at In-Laws’ house since last weekend and we are gonna be staying here until this very hot weekend passes.
So I have been offline in most way possible for the last few days. This is mostly because I have been feeling compelled (and now capable) of Getting My Shit in Order(TM).
im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh
I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.
You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
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