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Twice the Lamp and Half the Calories!

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Sep 2 '14

atelierbozuberalles:

New: Hooded Long Cloak フード付きロングマント BZ2113.

(Source: bozosaka.blog.fc2.com)

Sep 2 '14
Sep 2 '14
Sep 2 '14

(Source: mattyberninger)

Sep 2 '14

favorite 90’s bands/groups

dennys:

Bacon Street Boys
Salt and Pepper
Britney Pickle Spears
Spice Girls
Mmm’Sync
Food Fighters
The Smashing Pumpkin Pies
Tupacks. Of Ketchup
Vanilla Ice Cream
Rage Against the Claw Machine
Bell Peppers Biv Devoe
Marky Mark and the Funky Brunch
R. Jelly
Destiny’s Child Eats Free… On Tuesdays
Sugar Ray
Jane’s Bacon Addiction
Fjork
Biggie Small Drink
panCAKE

Sep 2 '14

biowarefangirlism:

There was once a tiny fishing village on the Waking Sea that was set upon by the Tevinter Imperium, which enslaved the villagers to be sold in the markets of Minrathous, leaving behind only the old and the infirm. One of the captives was the child Andraste.

She was raised in slavery in a foreign land. She escaped, then made the long and treacherous journey back to her homeland alone. She rose from nothing to be the wife of an Alamarri warlord.

Each day she sang to the gods, asking them to help her people who remained slaves in Tevinter. The false gods of the mountains and the winds did not answer her, but the true god did.

The Maker spoke. He showed her all the works of His hands: the Fade, the world, and all the creatures therein. He showed her how men had forgotten Him, lavishing devotion upon mute idols and demons, and how He had left them to their fate. But her voice had reached Him, and so captivated Him that He offered her a place at His side, that she might rule all of creation.

But Andraste would not forsake her people.

She begged the Maker to return, to save His children from the cruelty of the Imperium. Reluctantly, the Maker agreed to give man another chance.

Andraste went back to her husband, Maferath, and told him all that the Maker had revealed to her. Together, they rallied the Alamarri and marched forth against the mage-lords of the Imperium, and the Maker was with them.

The Maker’s sword was creation itself: fire and flood, famine and earthquake. Everywhere they went, Andraste sang to the people of the Maker, and they heard her. The ranks of Andraste’s followers grew until they were a vast tide washing over the Imperium. And when Maferath saw that the people loved Andraste and not him, a worm grew within his heart, gnawing upon it.

At last, the armies of Andraste and Maferath stood before the very gates of Minrathous, but Andraste was not with them.

For Maferath had schemed in secret to hand Andraste over to the Tevinter. For this, the archon would give Maferath all the lands to the south of the Waking Sea.

And so, before all the armies of the Alamarri and of Tevinter, Andraste was tied to a stake and burned while her earthly husband turned his armies aside and did nothing, for his heart had been devoured. But as he watched the pyre, the archon softened. He took pity on Andraste, and drew his sword, and granted her the mercy of a quick death.

The Maker wept for His Beloved, cursed Maferath, cursed mankind for their betrayal, and turned once again from creation, taking only Andraste with him. And Our Lady sits still at his side, where she still urges Him to take pity on His children.

—From The Sermons of Justinia II.

Sep 2 '14
Sep 2 '14
apollo-industries:

insertawesome-url-here:

eyecandybutts:

#the first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit #the second woman is ready to slit somebody’s throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth guy is having explosive diarrhea and hoping to distract himself from the pain #using this level forty fist nunchuck

and at level 70 you fucking animorph into a gorilla

At 70 you become God’s Hand

apollo-industries:

insertawesome-url-here:

eyecandybutts:

#the first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit #the second woman is ready to slit somebody’s throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth guy is having explosive diarrhea and hoping to distract himself from the pain #using this level forty fist nunchuck

and at level 70 you fucking animorph into a gorilla

At 70 you become God’s Hand

(Source: poochin)

Sep 2 '14

missespeon:

sailor moon fans, find your crystals. naruto fans, find your headbands. oreimo fans, find Jesus.

Sep 2 '14

zeoiakuesk:

fall is almost here guys

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I didn’t think this gif could be used properly with anything. I was wrong.

Sep 1 '14

Other skirt sets x and x

More cute things here

Sep 1 '14
nug-licker:

This one is, for me, the best fan art of Dragon Age: Origins! I’m really in love with it <333Made by Kitewing on http://kitewing.deviantart.com/

nug-licker:

This one is, for me, the best fan art of Dragon Age: Origins! I’m really in love with it <333

Made by Kitewing on http://kitewing.deviantart.com/

Aug 31 '14
I really thought you were gonna be cool, September.
I THOUGHT WE WERE PAST THIS

I really thought you were gonna be cool, September.

I THOUGHT WE WERE PAST THIS

Aug 31 '14
Aug 31 '14